Alright let's see if we can make a story. Each person contributes a few words to a paragraph, ad infinitum.



It was such a dreary opening day...

It was such a dreary opening day until the SFGAm Zone Gray Face guy drove a BULLDOZER ran over Mark Shapiro who caused our favorite ride, Deja Vu removed from the park. Mark Shapiro died on April 24th, 2010 at SFGAm's parking lot.

But then Mr. Shapiro came down from the heavens on SFGA's newest coaster that goes 3 miles high with 34 inversions, 16 corkscrews, goes under Hurricane Harbors wave pool via a glass tube, slingshots around Cedar Fair at over 300MPH before pulling back into the station in Southwest Territory and lasts so long that they actually have a dining car on the coaster!

But as the bulldozer reared its ugly head towards Jonrev's fiero, the lemon chill guy saved the day, and we celebrated at Key Lime Cove. Sadly, Key Lime Cove collapsed

into a puddle of soggy funnel cakes which ran down Nations drive, through Golds gym just long enough to pick up a hundred pairs of aerobics leggings and then flapped it's way along the road right into SFGA's front gates where it bounced off the remenants of the Space Shuttle and stuck to Mr. Six's head like a big multi colored afro!