FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
THE AMSTUTZ, WAUKEGAN — October 19, 2014— SFGAmZONEdotcom (CHX: ZNR) announces it will discontinue its legendary message board format effective immediately.
Following months of inactivity on the SFGAmZone.com website - known elsewhere as "the dotcom" - it's been decided that our infamous theme park shits-n-giggles will (for the time-being) become exclusive to social media outlets on Facebook ("Teh Sfgam Zones") and YouTube ("FUNdergroundTV")
Speaking about the decision, and what may be next for the Zone: head warmonger "Teh Zones" was quoted as saying, "It's the future, goddammit - but don't get too comfortable". Further plans for the website were not elaborated, though sources within the RIDE IS TOO DAMN HIGH Party have confirmed no content hosted on the boards has been deleted, and the domain is not on the market for sale.
The SFGAmZONE, now based on Facebook and YouTube, is home to Chicago's FUNderground: the finest, irreverent theme park motherfuckers in the business - and has been corrupting the industry like an Illinois politician since 2007. Born of randomness, raised on POV's, and "fucking around" ever since - the Zone has been around for quite awhile, and will be around long after you're chased out of Waukegan and back to Whorelando with your ACE fanny packs in-hand.
Sir Head Maxroom, Esq.
SFGAmZONE, DA ZONE, The Dotcom and FUNdergroundTV are registered trademarks or trademarks of RIDE IS 2 DAMN HIGH Party, Inc. Other company and product names may be trademarks of their respective owners. SlapChop is NOT a registered trademark of the Zone, but that does not mean you won't love my nuts.